"I've never been to one and never had one." He doesn't count Isobel's, because being forced to go to a spa and do all those things would've been awful, but he'd been a bad brother and bailed on her, then deciding not to go to Noah's.

Maybe he should have figured Noah out back then, but he'd only been avoiding everyone because the wedding was making him feel sad and miserable, that his life got fucked to pieces while hers was flourishing. "Besides, you could just play Panic! songs for Alex all night and he'd be giddy."

"Hey, maybe you can help me dress as the guy, the main guy," he says, suggestively, because that would be an excellent pre-wedding gift, he thinks.