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Eliot Waugh ([personal profile] eliotwaugh) wrote2020-01-01 11:30 am
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Say When (A New Year's Brunch)

Eliot had been warned by various people that New Year's often brings some kind of supernatural mischief to Darrow, and this news had only made him more determined to stick to his plan. No power of god or man or eldritch entity place-spirit or army of fish people will prevent him from throwing a damn party. 

It made sense, really, and part of him wishes he'd done something like this before now. He needn't frame it as a sort of surrender to this imprisonment, but rather just indulging in something frivolous because, as far as his understanding of the metaphysics goes, none of this really counts. So why shouldn't he enjoy it? He's been here long enough to decorate the apartment some, and it really is a marvel the amount of things available through Nile. There's more comfortable furniture, potted plants, and a series of apothecary cabinets and display cases for magical components that give the whole place the air of some eccentric explorer's gallery of curiosities. 

He's even managed to get enough appliances that the little kitchen is decently functional, and has spent a few days stocking up and preparing for what he hopes will a successful brunch. He has enough eggs to feed an army. There will be copious crepes. There will be mimosas for days. 

Eliot's used to working through a wicked hangover this time of year, so he built that into consideration in his prep time. Thanks to the night's adventure, though, he spends his downtime sober and scrubbing mer-blood off of himself, and still feels a bit frazzled by the time the first guests arrive.

[It's time for brunch! Brunch is a state of mind, not an actual timeframe, so please feel free to have your pups show up whenever in the day, honestly. Tag in, tag around, chase the memory of merman horror away with a mimosa, air your grievances and dirty laundry in the neutral ground of Eliot's apartment. This is a safe space. For Drama.]
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[personal profile] formicine 2020-01-14 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)

"Really?" Her amusement over extremely gay Christmas ornaments is stifled by curiosity. "So, the ones you've seen, are they like the Disney version, or something else entirely?"

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[personal profile] onlythebranch 2020-01-16 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"They're the female version," he says. "And the good to go version, if you catch my drift."

There might have been mermen, too, but he's just never encountered them. Mermaids always just seemed more interesting anyway. All things considered, Sweeney is pretty fucking certain Wednesday has had one or two encounters with them himself, but he's not sure they've gone as well as his own had.

Wednesday might be a god, but mermaids have been fucking with men since the beginning of time.
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[personal profile] formicine 2020-01-23 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
She cough-laughs and says, "I got you."

That makes her think of a slew of other questions, at least half of which must show up competing for an expression of her face. "I feel like you'd drown," is what she ends up exclaiming, and laughs at herself, sipping her mimosa and perching on the edge of his chair.

"Or is that half the fun."
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[personal profile] onlythebranch 2020-01-23 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"Christ, lass," he says, laughing. "They can come up on land."

He really doesn't want to use the fish-men from the night before as an example, but because how fucking ugly they were, they really were kind of similar. Even the ones he'd fucked had had some pretty vicious looking claws and teeth, but it had all worked for him.

Not that anyone who knows him would be surprised by that, he figures.